上周跟闺蜜唠嗑说起想去湖南玩一圈儿,她撇撇嘴:“湖南就张家界凤凰古城吧,郴州算啥冷门地界儿哦?”我当时差点把刚喝进去の奶茶喷她脸上——妹儿你OUT多少年啦?!现在の郴州早不是那个只有槟榔和烧鸡公の小城咯!趁着国庆假期拉上她就冲,后来啊这一趟玩下来,劳资直接栓Q:想说爱它不容易,但恨更不可能——毕竟那些藏在犄角旮旯の疯景,真の能把人魂儿勾走!
先给各位看官泼盆冷水:别信什么“完美旅行”
出发前一天熬夜查攻略,某书某音全是“郴州必去Top10”,看得我心潮澎湃打包行李.后来啊第二天早起赶高铁,闹钟响三遍才爬起来,慌慌张张打滴去车站——司机师傅瞥一眼我的行李箱:“妹陀,高铁站要四十分钟嘞,现在走刚好.”等俺俩吭哧吭哧到地方,检票口广播已经在喊“G123次列车即将停止检票”,好家伙!硬生生改签成下午の车次,多花一百多大洋不说,饿到前胸贴后背啃包子时,闺蜜幽怨地瞅我:“早知道听你妈の话别贪睡.”
更崩溃の是到站之后.郴州市区出租车司机那叫一个热情:“妹儿去哪玩儿啊?islands hotel(应该是某酒店)不?idol代言过嘞!”俺俩傻不拉叽相信他,后来啊上车后他直接拐进一条九曲十八弯の小路,“这条路近哦,不然堵死你们.”堵没堵死不知道,反正计价器跳得比兔子还快——从市区到东江湖景区,正常打表八十块他收我们一百五!下车时闺蜜梗着脖子理论:“,导航显示只要五十分钟!”司机师傅冷笑一声:“,你们外地人不懂行情.”气得俺俩扭头就走,连后备箱里の零食都忘了拿!
东江湖:雾漫小东江の浪漫,who懂?
虽说出师不利,but一到东江湖景区,omg!劳资瞬间原谅全世界!早上五点半被闹钟炸醒(闺蜜定の),磨磨蹭蹭打车到观景台时,parking lot已经停满车车车车车.car car car car everywhere!!!挤得跟沙丁鱼罐头似dei.
六点整,dong de dong de—船来了!!一开始江面平平无奇嘛,you know?,就是普通の湖水蓝蓝dei那种.后来啊突然一阵风刮过,wow~~~雾气腾腾地冒上来,you see see you one two three~~~像给江面盖层薄被子?,不对不对!,像仙女姐姐洒de牛奶?,白茫茫de一片裹着对面de山尖儿!,远处de渔船慢悠悠划过,lure up fog like a painting!!!
掏出手机一顿拍,but reality is cruel—镜头里全是人脑袋!,前凸后翘左摇右晃de人头!,P图两小时修出一张图:,氛围感拉满but仔细看全是人胳膊!.算了算了,who care?!站在那里深呼吸一口,fresh air mixed with mist and bamboo fragrance.,冷得俺哆哆嗦嗦but嘴角上扬到耳根子—值啊值啊太值啊!
高椅岭:红岩绿水间の冒险, thrill!
"不去高椅岭等于白来郴州",这句话果真不是吹de!.导航导到景区门口时,you will see a sign:"前方路段施工请绕行".没关系没关系,we are young we are strong!,跟着当地摩友抄小路杀进去—山路十八弯哦my god!,一边悬崖一边深渊!,吓得闺蜜攥紧扶手尖叫:"老zi要是掉下去你帮我收尸啊!!"
" worth it !"当爬上观景台那一刻,i swear!.红岩丹霞地貌像是被上帝啃过一口?,赤红色de山体层层叠叠,jutting out like flames in sun!.脚下绿水清可见底,snakes through rocks like a green ribbon!.拍照时俺脚滑差点摔下去!,幸好抓住旁边大哥de胳膊—大哥哈哈一笑:"妹陀慢点儿, stone is slippery when wet."
TIPS:景区内卖水贵死!!!一瓶农夫山泉卖十块?!黑心商家赚麻咯!.建议提前买两大瓶扛进去!,不然渴死你没商量!
仰天湖草原:被上帝遗忘de伊甸园?
"仰天湖草原??湖南也有草原??"出发前闺蜜满脸怀疑.,等驱车两个小时爬到山顶时—whoa!!! vast grassland stretching as far as eye can see!, wind blowing grass like waves in ocean!.几匹骏马悠闲地啃草儿,little sheep dotted around like white clouds!.远处还有几个蒙古包?,wait wait no—it's瑶家民宿呀!
"骑马吗妹陀?",穿蓝布裙de瑶族阿姐笑吟吟走来,"五十块一圈包平安哦."俺胆小选slow horse.,后来啊那马走到半路突然停住低头吃草!,阿姐在后面喊:"别 一句话。 怕别怕,it's just hungry."闺蜜举着无人机航拍:,画面里马儿优哉游哉,oily-haired girl (that's me)缩成一团哈哈哈笑出声.
P.S.:晚上住帐篷超冷!!!记得带厚外套and暖宝宝!!!不然冻得你半夜哭爹喊娘!!
永兴四中:没想到学校也能成网红打卡点
"走带你去看个'秘密基地'",闺蜜神神秘秘拽俺上车.,二十分钟后停在一所中学门口—"永兴四中?",保安大叔狐疑打量:"你们俩来干嘛?",俺讪笑:"参观校园可以吗?",大叔犹豫半响摆手:"随便看别乱碰东西哈."
哭笑不得。 校园里静悄悄的.,old locust tree with a hundred years of history stands in center.,tree trunk carved with names of former students:,some are faded some are still clear.,small garden behind teaching building full of hydrangeas:,pink purple white—more beautiful than some city parks!!
"炸洋芋好吃吗?",校门口阿姨热情招呼.,three yuan per stick crispy outside tender inside.,闺蜜连吃五串舔手指:",阿姨下次来还给你生意哈!",阿姨笑得眼睛眯成缝:",常来耍嘞妹陀." 郴江航道:坐船游遍山水,is it possible "坐游船逛郴江?",一开始以为是老年团专属项目.,直到亲眼看见那艘古色古香de游船—"启航啦!!" 船缓缓前行,cool breeze blowing on face.,both sides of river green hills and blue water,mist lingering like fairy tale world. onboard,an old uncle played er 白嫖。 hu,sound floating far far away. 拜托大家... a little girl next to me kept asking for ice cream,vending machine broke down,vendor hurried over apologizing:",today just restocked,not debugged yet." though no ice cream, rainbow appeared after rain—exactly above boat!! everyone screamed and took photos until phone died. 我惊呆了。 是个狼人。 "五一假期数据": "中国银都":原来郴州还藏着这个秘密