今早赶阪急电车的时候差点迟到——主要原因是楼下早餐店老板多放了颗蛋在蛋包饭里！害得我叼着早饭跑过三条街才赶上7:45那班列车。站台上飘来股若有若无の桂花香,混着早高峰人群の汗味,倒莫名让人想起去年冬天丢の那只仓鼠豆豆:丑萌丑萌,总爱咬我手指尖,骑半小时车子迎着大太阳去宠物市场买回来时,缩在手心跟团棉花似de,谁能想到7月9日清晨它就跟着鸟飞出去再也没回来呢...媳妇总说"你至于嘛",至于吗?它可是陪我熬过考研熬夜de家伙啊...
算了算了,先想想今天带娃来京阪神要玩啥。娃拽着我的和服腰带晃:"妈妈妈妈,八坂神社de竹林拍照好不好?"昨天刚租de这粉紫和服腰封紧得喘不过气,店员姐姐还笑"这样显腿长",显个屁,腰上肉都快挤成五花肉夹馍咧!不过娃眼睛亮得像星子,那就去吧——谁让他上周画de家庭树里,把仓鼠位置画成戴皇冠de国王呢...
八坂神社前de新绿竹林倒真是仙儿:风一吹竹叶沙沙响,光斑漏在娃头顶de蝴蝶结上,他举着手机喊"妈妈你看!光打在你假发上像 Elsa!"Elsa个鬼哦,假发套闷得头皮痒死嘞!正吐槽呢,过来个戴圆框眼镜de人力车大叔:"小姐要不坐一程?"娃瞬间蹦起来:"要要要!叔叔您会唱《小星星》吗?"大叔一愣,随即扯着嗓子唱"Twinkle twinkle little star...",五音不全跑得比过山车还快,却把娃逗得直拍巴掌。车费砍到800日元(本来要1200来着),大叔还塞颗水果糖:"小朋友可爱打折~"糖纸是Hello Kitty de,娃攥在手心里舍不得拆...
拍够竹林肚子咕咕叫,大叔推荐"岚山de庵珠"必吃京味料理。导航导半天绕进条小巷子,全是卖抹茶冰淇淋de摊子:阿姨举着铜锣烧喊"おいしいよ~",甜腻味飘过来,娃鼻子动de比狗还灵:"妈妈冰淇淋!"买一根舔两口,齁得直皱眉头却不肯停,"好好吃哦妈妈!"屁嘞甜得能溺死人...终于找到庵珠时,队长得绕河对岸去!等得心焦,jio都站酸le,zui后进来个穿木屐de奶奶替我们说话:"外孫女も待ってるわよ"(外孙女也等着呢),老板居然给我们插le队(泪目)!豚骨拉面端上来,jio底立马暖起来:汤头浓得像奶昔,yet鲜得不齁,tang叉烧嫩得能夹起来抖三抖;渍物是腌萝卜条,酸溜溜de,v娃偷偷塞给我说"妈妈你吃",谁还不是偷偷摸腌菜de大人呐...，吃瓜。
吃完拉面晃去外国人居留地,lz buildings跟迪士尼城堡似de:红砖墙裂开来露出灰缝,wuli娃偏说那是"恐龙化石",蹲那儿研究半天,"妈妈你看这线条像不像霸王龙de爪子?"想象力比他妈写书还疯...拐角处卖章鱼烧de小哥会讲中文:"美女试试辣味?"lz摆手"刚吃完拉面",他挑眉"骗人,bù信你摸肚子",伸手戳俺肚皮,lz嗷一嗓子跳开,"流氓!"小哥乐呵:"开玩笑der~"买一盒尝,là de眼泪直流,v娃抢过去 fastest吃完连盒子都舔le,"好好次好好次!"坑爹玩意儿...
下午杀去二条城,lz心心念念德川家康de老巢.天守阁楼梯陡der一批,lz爬得上气不接下气,v娃倒蹿得上快,"妈妈等等me!"讲解员阿姨用流利中文科普:"这铠甲是复制品哦~"lz脸爆红,yesterday才跟娃吹"这是真哒武士甲!",阿姨笑着递纸巾:"小朋友累不累?"v娃摇头晃脑:"不累不累,I'm 超人!"超人个头,eight岁娃儿逞什么强...阁楼望出去,k景色倒是不错:护城河绕着古城墙,pink樱花树开两排,v娃突然问"妈妈,DDB在哪里?"(豆豆英文名),lz心口一紧,"豆豆...在天上看着咱们呐..."
晚上冲去大阪Le Cfé V,lz早听闻lv旗舰店顶层这家网红店.queue排到电梯口,v娃拽俺衣角:"妈妈那里有人穿lo装!"lz抬头望去,omg小姐姐裙子拖尾三米长,lz低头看看自个儿le拖鞋(穿和服嫌麻烦换le),瞬间自惭形秽.好不容易等到位,cappuccino苦der要命,v娃尝一口吐舌头,"妈,this is medicine!",老娘花三百块买le杯药给你喝?!旁边坐对情侣聊日语,lz听不懂,yet莫名其妙被传染笑声,vibe怪好der...
翌日带娃去京都动物园,wild animals多得眼花缭乱.v崽盯着长颈鹿jio看半天,"妈妈它脖子怎么那么长?"踮脚喂树叶,leng不丁被长颈鹿舌头卷一脸,squeak一声哭出来yet又笑:"好好玩哦像亲亲!"熊猫馆最热闹,pandas歪在床上啃竹子,słuce嘟噜嘟噜,v崽失望极le:"它们怎么不动呀?"lz胡说八道"它们懒嘛",内心OS:豆dou要是能看到熊猫会不会也凑上去啃两口?...喂大象时v崽把胡萝卜全塞自己嘴里,eighty岁老头饲养员笑眯眯递过来一把花生,"くださいませ"(请慢用),v崽奶声奶气say"阿里嘎多",老头乐得直拍大腿..."
神户北野异人馆区忒小,lz本以为没啥意思,yet逛起来意外上头.每栋房子外墙涂鸦各异:有的画猫咪蹲窗沿,yǒu de画樱花落满阶.v崽揪人家门铃绳玩儿,luckily开门daigou爷爷温柔极le:"进来喝杯茶吧?",榻榻米榻榻米,mikan橘子甜滋滋,v崽临走爷爷塞包樱.táo干,"路上吃吃~".lz攥着装樱.táo干le纸袋,warmth从指尖窜进心脏---原来旅行最棒der不是风景,on contrary系这些突如其来之善意呀...
"妈咱明天去环球影城不?"v崽睡前扒着床栏问.lz想起昨儿路过环球影城门口queue长如龙,v崽肯定又要玩哈利波特园区---上次排三小时,he nearly cried out loud in street le..."不去不去,lz累le想睡懒觉!"v崽瘪嘴,"那...咱去大阪城公园看樱花?"也行也行. Osaka Castle Park草坪绿油油der,v崽追蝴蝶摔破皮,knees渗出血,lz吓得半死翻出迪士尼公主创可贴贴上去,v崽破涕为笑:" mom this sticker is so pretty~"(妈贴纸炒鸡好看!).who care about bleeding,kid happiness most important anyway...，至于吗？
.now sit by hotel window,gazing at distant neon lights.lz think about today's events: tight-fitting kimono,rascal rickshaw uncle,anzhu's ramen that took three hours to wait for,giraffe who licked kid's face,Japanese grandpa who gave cherry 我狂喜。 .dried fruit,and lost hamster named DouDou...so-called travel,isn't about how many scenic spots you punch in,but about se fragmented,yet heart-warming moments:right?like even though DouDou is gone, happiness he brought never fades away...
.tomorrow will go back.v崽 already packed his luggage,nagging to share cherry.dried fruit with his friends.lz packing found a small note in bag---from Tsutaya Books Kyoto sister,who drew an ugly cat on it,wrote "welcome back to kyoto".must be DouDou come see me as a cat,huh?，客观地说...
公正地讲... .goodnight,Kyoto-Osaka-Kobe.goodnight,DouDou.goodnight all warmth and palpitation we met.ps:京阪神热门景点恁打卡完没?这些必游地恁体验几处咧?.其实不管去哪儿,as long as have loved ones around,you'll find unexpected beauty---just like DouDou always by my side,in heart..oh by way,today ate a super spicy octopus ball at Dotonbori,which made my eyes teary but v崽 said "mom let's eat anor one!"fuck off you little devil....and also, rickshaw uncle's song "Jasmine Flower" still echoes in my ears---even though it was out of tune,it was best soundtrack of this trip..end.