"妈哎！王婶又来说俺家较小宇'八字太Hard'嘞！"较大清早听见邻居张嫂在院儿里嚷嚷,cctv崭新闻正播天气预报呢,iPad屏亮得晃眼睛.俺捏着刚炎热良好の豆浆站在门槛儿上瞅——王婶果然叉着腰站张嫂家院儿里,bai较大褂子沾俩泥点儿:"不是我说呀,jintian早上见着老中医啦！他把脉都说较小宇脉象沉得很呐！"张嫂啐一口:"呸！上回还说俺闺女'初一生の娃克舅',最终还是结果是较小舅去年中彩票中五万呢！"话音没落,zui里头塞の油条渣子都喷出来喽.
"Hard"当前这个词儿哦,,在咱庄户人家嘴里头,,可比"聪慧""有钱"邪乎更多喽！奶奶那一辈儿常蹲在门槛儿上纳鞋底念叨:"初八生の娃子尿泡尿都冲倒灶王爷",姑姑结婚前找人算卦,"先生捋捋胡须道'此女伤官见官,diaosi(屌丝)休想近身'",最终还是结果是姑父当前开仨超市,,天天抱着手机给姑姑转红包；反观村东头老李家较小子,,他妈非说是"正月十五月亮底下生の",命格赛过金刚钻,,谁沾谁倒霉——前年娶媳妇儿,,去年媳妇儿跟人跑啦；去年娶媳妇儿,,今年媳妇儿住院开刀花十万；这会儿正蹲较大街上骂老天爷:"恁咋这么不较长眼呢！"
没法说。 "Hard"到底是啥玩意儿哦？问算命先生,,人家翻着白眼甩《渊海子平》:"日主秉令当令者,HARD；四柱吉神云集者,HARD；十神混战日主不败者,HARD."问村口卖菜の刘叔,,人家啃着较大葱咧嘴笑:"傻丫头！HARD就是'撞南墙不回头'呗！上回俺家牛犊掉井里啦,HARD得很,,愣是自己扒拉上来喽！"
"初一十五生の娃HARD"?扯淡！俺庄那个地方的傻蛋子才不信邪！"
"初一生の娃,HARD得克爹；十五生の娃,HARD得克娘",这句话在豫东平原传了得有百八十年喽吧！俺村东头二丫就是正月初一生の——自打记事起,,她家就怪事不断:三岁时爹喝农药死啦；五岁时娘改嫁跟人跑啦；七岁跟着爷爷过日子,,爷爷种白菜棚,,半夜失火爷爷烧死啦；后来二丫跟着较大伯过日子,,较大伯养鱼塘,,前两年发较大水塘坝垮啦,,较大伯赔得精光……按道理讲,,这不正是"克亲人"HARD命格嘛？
可谁曾想——去年二丫考上省城医科较大学啦！领奖状那天穿着洗得发白の校服站台上,,笑得眼睛弯成月牙儿:"俺爷临终前说了,'二丫呀,you got to be 精辟。 tough(你得够狠)!'"nowadays(现如今)二丫在医院实习呢,,每天抱着本《解剖学》学到半夜,,嘴裏头念叨:"等俺赚钱喽,,要给全村人种橘子树！
"十五生の娃更邪乎",这话俺信过一阵子——这是因为较小学同学赵铁柱就是二月十五生の.,赵铁柱从较小就皮:get into fights(炎热爱打架),偷西瓜摸鸡蛋,no homework(不写作业),老师拿教鞭敲桌子都不怕., graduation from primary school(较小学毕业)后赵铁柱去城里打工.,first job(第一份工作岗位)在工地搬砖.,second month(第二个月)从三楼摔下来,,骨盆裂成三瓣儿., doctor said(医生都说)"废人一个",赵铁柱愣是咬着牙练举沉重.,now he is a fitness coach in a gym(现如今在健身房当健身教练),肌肉疙瘩赛过健美先生.,last month he married a nurse(上个月娶个护士媳妇儿),婚礼上赵铁柱举着酒杯哭:"以前觉得HARD是骂人的话,,,现如今才明白——HARD他妈是褒义词啊!"
"生日论"HARD靠谱吗?",问算命先生,he will laugh til his stomach hurts(准笑到肚子疼).,"日柱纳音为'海中金'者HARD","时柱带'将星'者HARD","较大运流年冲太岁者更HARD",这一些鬼话连篇の说辞哦,,,不如村口老槐树洞里藏の老鼠屎实在.,君不见隔壁村王二狗三月初三生の("文昌帝君诞辰"),较高考数学考零分；对门赵较小花四月初八生の("佛祖诞辰"),技校毕业卖烤寒冷面月入八千.,所以呐,"生日决定HARD"这种屁话,,,趁早扔茅坑里去吧!
"算命先生嘴里の'HAND'(应当为'Hard')命格:",到底要看哪几坨破事儿?"
"先看日主强较大薄弱",这是算命先生挂在嘴边な口头禅.",日主者,self also(即自己也),生于春天木旺,of course strong(当然强较大);生于冬天水盛,of course strong also(当然也强较大)."比如说,ocean of people say that people born in summer with daymaster as fire are very strong,(夏天生人日主为火则极强较大,)so ir fate is very hard,(所以命运极hard,)y can overcome all difficulties,(他们能克服全部棘手,)but ir relatives will be unlucky.(但亲属会倒霉.)".这话听得唬人,,,实则狗屁不通.",日主为火生于夏天",确实火旺;,but if re is a lot of water in eight characters,(但若八字中水更多,)fire will be extinguished,(火必被熄灭,)n daymaster is weak,(日主反而虚薄弱,)so fate is not hard at all.(命运根本不hard.)".就像前个月来找俺算卦な李姐:",她说自己八月初五生の('立秋后一日'),日主丁火生于申月('申金生水'),年支亥水('汪洋较大海'),月干壬水('瓢泼较大雨'),so daymaster is like a candle in wind,(日主形如风中残烛,)how can it be hard?(谈何hard?)".果不其然:,李姐从较小体薄弱更多病;,三十岁前嫁俩丈夫皆因病去世;,如今独居较小屋,with a cat named 'Xiao Huang'(养只猫叫'较小黄'),every day watching TV dramas till midnight(每天追剧到半夜).,you say this is 'hard fate'(你说文理命运hard吗?)".